I am truly sorry for misjudging you in the past. Somehow, I was convinced that you were a talentless, swooning singer that only attracted sad, lonely women. I very much regret any bad thought that ever stumbled through my mind regarding you or your music. After actually giving your music a chance, I am proud to announce my conversion to John Mayerism. You have an incredible amount of talent and your music is simply awesome. On top of that, you seem like a pretty funny guy. Please keep making great music and proving to music snobs everywhere that you deserve the fame that you have acquired.
In utmost sincerity,